They called it the dash
Way back in the day
A short word for a
short race
Dash was the right
word to say
Now they call it the
sprint
Like it’s something
elite
It’s still just a
short race
That’s been hijacked
by the Effete
Showing posts with label Sprinting. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Sprinting. Show all posts
Saturday, 30 April 2022
DASH IT ALL
Sunday, 6 March 2022
OUR STAR SPRINTER IS NOT A LOOKER
Our star sprinter is not a looker
But that doesn’t
bother us
We still cheer him to
the rafters
But we do call him
Fastidious
Monday, 6 December 2021
Sunday, 22 August 2021
ADMIRED ATHLETES
I have great admiration
For
athletic competitors
But
you’ve got to hand it
To
those relay runners
Saturday, 8 May 2021
DASH IT ALL
They called it the dash
Way back in the day
A short word for a short race
Dash was the right word to say
Now they call it the sprint
Like it’s something elite
It’s still just a short race
That’s been hijacked by the Effete
Thursday, 6 May 2021
PATHLETICS
I hate most track athletes
But sprinters really get my goat
The fastest men on earth they claim
As they strut and preen and gloat
Running very fast in a straight line
Small beer for such a big ego
And they excel for less than ten seconds
Duration unimpressive to my wife I know
On the African plains they’d fail to impress
I can say that without being rude
In the eyes of a hunting lioness
They would be little more than fast food
Tuesday, 13 April 2021
PATHLETICS
But sprinters really get my goat
The fastest men on earth they claim
As they strut and preen and gloat
Running very fast in a straight line
Small beer for such a big ego
And they excel for less than ten seconds
Duration unimpressive to my wife I know
On they African plains they’d fail to impress
I can say that without being rude
In the eyes of a hunting lioness
They would be little more than fast food
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