Lying in bed on their wedding night
The newly wed wife
said, eyes full of tears
“Before we were married
I was a hooker for eight years”
The husband said to her calmly
That he had no concern
about it
And that it might even
Spice up their
nuptials a bit
Then she got flustered
And said “no, no you
don’t understand
My name was Jeremy
And I played Rugby for
England”
