We were rubbish in South Africa
But we should stop the
whining
For no matter how black
the cloud
There is always a
silver lining
We were rubbish in
South Africa
And we get no second
chance
But at least we can
safely say
That we were not as
bad as France
After security failures
In South Africa
Surrounding England
In particular
FIFA want to ascertain
How certain individuals
Could gain entry
Without credentials
To England’s dressing
room
The ones causing most
worry
Were Emile Heskey
Glen Johnson and Gareth
Barry
Capdevila has reached the pinnacle
Of herculean World Cup
feats
He has joined the
pantheon
Of notorious world cup
cheats
Did you think Lord Triesman mad, for saying?
That referees might me
bribed by Spain
If so, did watching
the sending off of Costa
Give you any doubt and
make you think again
Don Capello spoke of the “Big Mistake”
And a big performance
is his wish
But sadly, the
outspoken John Terry
Will tonight be
sleeping with the fish
Well England made it to the final
Though alas only the
refereeing chap
But like the England
team before him
Howard Webb was really
crap
Goodluck Jonathon’s response to the failure
Of
the Nigeria team in South Africa
Is
to ban them from internationals
For
the next two year which is radical
The
English FA considered doing the same
For
the good of the English game
But
decided not to at an FA meeting
As
no one would notice England not competing
We were rubbish in South Africa
But
we should stop the whining
For
no matter how black the cloud
There
is always a silver lining
We
were rubbish in South Africa
And
we get no second chance
But
at least we can safely say
That
we were not as bad as France
After security failures
In
South Africa
Surrounding
England
In
particular
FIFA
want to ascertain
How
certain individuals
Could
gain entry
Without
credentials
To
England’s dressing room
The
ones causing most worry
Were
Emile Heskey
Glen
Johnson and Gareth Barry
Capdevila has reached the pinnacle
Of
herculean World Cup feats
He
has joined the pantheon
Of
notorious world cup cheats
Did you think Lord Triesman mad, for saying?
That
referee’s might me bribed by Spain
If
so, did watching the sending off of Costa
Give
you any doubt and make you think again
England left for the airport
On
the wrong bus, apparently
For
emblazoned on its side was
“Playing
with pride and glory”
England’s
bus was possibly stolen
You
will recognize it quite easily
For
emblazoned on its side is
“Playing
with sloth and lethargy”
Well England made it to the final
Though
alas only the refereeing chap
But
like the England team before him
Howard
Webb was really crap
