FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY

 

Float like a Butterfly

Sting like a Bee

Float like Buffalo,

Get punched in the face

ARE YOU WEARING EAR MUFFS?

 

Are you wearing ear muffs?

Sorry but that’s how it appears

After all how was I to know?

That you have cauliflower ears

ARE YOU WEARING BOXING GLOVES?

Are you wearing boxing gloves?

Well as they say “if the cap fits”

I should say it’s not before time

And might curb your nocturnal habits 

FLOAT LIKE A BUTTERFLY

 

Float like a Butterfly

Sting like a Bee

Float like Buffalo,

Get punched in the face

WE HAVE A GREAT WELSH INTERNATIONAL

We have a great Welsh international

Known affectionately as Griff

Well, when I say he’s Welsh

His parents once went to Cardiff

BILLY THE KID

 

The noble art of pugilism

It has often been called

Not all would agree

And some are just appalled

Young fighter Billy Owen

Was barely standing

After being pounded

For three rounds in the ring

It was so noisy you couldn’t

Hear the bell sound

The ring of the bell

To mark the end of the round

The battered and bloody

Boxer sat on his stool

If you’d seen him, you’d

Agree the sport is cruel

The corner man took a look

And gave his view

“You’re doing ok kid

He’s not laid a glove on you”

The kid replied

“Then keep an eye on the referee”

“Because someone’s

Beating the crap out of me”

BILLY THE KID

The noble art of pugilism
It has often been called
Not all would agree
And some are just appalled
Young fighter Billy Owen
Was barely standing
After being pounded
For three rounds in the ring
It was so noisy you couldn’t
Hear the bell sound
The ring of the bell
To mark the end of the round
The battered and bloody
Boxer sat on his stool
If you’d seen him you’d
Agree the sport is cruel
The corner man took a look
And gave his view
“You’re doing ok kid
He’s not laid a glove on you”
The kid replied
“Then keep an eye on the referee”
“Because someone’s
Beating the crap out of me”