A skinny brunette with hair in pigtails
A
busty blonde with a ponytail
Overweight
lasses showing their bellies
Some
eccentric sorts wearing green wellies
Women
in shorts too small for their arse
Some
dressed up showing some class
Several
who’ve just crawled out of bed
Mutton
dressed as lamb – enough said
White
skinned redheads wearing no bra
Leggy
birds show all getting out the car
Baggy
combat trousered youngsters
Extremely
skimpily dressed funsters
Mothers
clad in coloured print dresses
Vixens
and vamps and painted temptresses
Elderly
folk wearing sensible shoes
Lads
on the pull hunt in threes or twos
Middle
aged man-eaters dressed to kill
Bold
young stunners dressed to thrill
Schoolgirls
dressed up to look thirty
Thirty
something’s dressed to look dirty
Tuppenny
tarts and fifty-pound whores
Bored
housewives fed up with the chores
Young
professionals and people of note
People
used to wearing ermine not stoat
Middle
aged geezers who ate all the pies
Absent-minded,
gaze wistfully at the skies
The
hooray Henrys suited and booted
The
Nuevo riche who’ve snorted and tooted
Spinster
aunts with cheeks glowing
Half
cut bimbos with tattoos showing
Hormones
raging with alcohol and heat
Game
young women viewed like meat
Girls
of all ages wearing shorts and vests
Tops
that barely cover their chests
Those
who dress nicely for the party
Drink
too much and still look tarty
Short,
skirted fillies showing all
Phone
to their ear making endless calls
Stumbling
about sucking on fags
Half
drunk and acting like slag’s
From
dawn till dusk they drink all day
Losing
money and dignity along the way
Dressed
in suits, beachwear or like clowns
A
day out at the races on the Epsom downs
