Showing posts with label World Cup 1986. Show all posts
Showing posts with label World Cup 1986. Show all posts

Tuesday, 3 May 2022

BRITISH BULLDOG

 

Diego Maradona

He of the infamous

Hand of God

Has been savaged

By his new pet

The hound of God

Friday, 16 July 2021

BRITISH BULLDOG

 

Diego Maradonna

He of the infamous

Hand of God

Has been savaged

By his new pet

The hound of God

Thursday, 20 May 2021

HAND OF GOD

 


It was in Mexico in nineteen eighty six
When English hearts sank to the floor
When England were to meet Argentina
In the world cup quarterfinal draw

On that infamous night it occurred
The event that made the spectators roar
Diego Maradonna their great player
Had to use his hand to help them score

The English players protested in vain
That Maradonna had used his hand
Amazingly the referee gave the goal
Something that I still don't understand

There was much discussion with the pundits
The video replay confirmed the cheating
Ironically his second goal was brilliant
And sealed the result of our defeating

Maradonna used a hand to help him score
But Diego claimed it was the hand of god
Argentina believes he is a national hero
The English all know he's a cheating sod


Sunday, 4 April 2021

HAND OF GOD

 

It was in Mexico in nineteen eighty-six

When English hearts sank to the floor

When England were to meet Argentina

In the world cup quarterfinal draw

 

On that infamous night it occurred

The event that made the spectators roar

Diego Maradonna their great player

Had to use his hand to help them score

 

The English players protested in vain

That Maradonna had used his hand

Amazingly the referee gave the goal

Something that I still don’t understand

 

There was much discussion with the pundits

The video replay confirmed the cheating

Ironically his second goal was brilliant

And sealed the result of our defeating

 

Maradonna used a hand to help him score

But Diego claimed it was the hand of god

Argentina believes he is a national hero

The English all know he’s a cheating sod

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