Showing posts with label Referee. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Referee. Show all posts

Saturday, 14 August 2021

THE REF BOOKED HIM

 

The ref booked him for

Taking his shirt off

As it’s against the rules

To take the refs shirt off

Sunday, 31 January 2021

TIMES UP

To my chest my

Hands I clasp

I deeply breathe

I wheeze and gasp

My temples throb

My mouth is dry

My heart beats fast

I’m going to die

My voice has gone

My throat is sore

My hands both shake

I can take no more

I lay my head

Upon my knee

Now blow the whistle

Referee

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