Thursday, 6 May 2021

PATHLETICS

 

I hate most track athletes

But sprinters really get my goat

The fastest men on earth they claim

As they strut and preen and gloat

Running very fast in a straight line

Small beer for such a big ego

And they excel for less than ten seconds

Duration unimpressive to my wife I know

On the African plains they’d fail to impress

I can say that without being rude

In the eyes of a hunting lioness

They would be little more than fast food

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