MURRAYFIELD RENAMED MUDDYFIELD

 

It had rained for days on end

The pitch had had its fill

So much so that the turf moved

But the scrum stayed still

CONFESSIONS OF A HOOKER

 

Lying in bed on their wedding night

The newly wed wife said, eyes full of tears

“Before we were married

I was a hooker for eight years”

The husband said to her calmly

That he had no concern about it

And that it might even

Spice up their nuptials a bit

Then she got flustered

And said “no, no you don’t understand

My name was Jeremy

And I played Rugby for England”

AN ENGLISHMAN WALKED INTO A PUB

 

An Englishman walked into a pub

But something was definitely up

There were no Irish, Welsh or Scots

Because they were still in the cup

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 290

Robin and Richard were two pretty men,

They laid in bed till the clock struck ten;

Then up starts Robin and looks at the sky:

"Oh, sod it Richard, the sun's very high!

Stop sniggering and pull on your knickers

We’re late for training at Twickers” 

MURRAYFIELD RENAMED MUDDYFIELD

 

It had rained for days on end

The pitch had had its fill

So much so that the turf moved

But the scrum stayed still