My mate asked me why
I’m a United fan
I replied that it was
Because my brother Dan
Supported the Reds,
Also, my dad was a
United man
And my mum was a
Lifelong United fan
So that was why I was
also
A Man United fan
“That’s ridiculous” he
said
“What if your brother
was a thug?
Your mum was a
prostitute
And your dad was on
drugs
What would you be
then?
You poor misguided
fool?”
“Well obviously” I replied
“Then I'd support
Liverpool”
Rafa is leaving Anfield
So,
a new regime is brewing
There
is a new job
That
he is actively pursuing
And
it’s a great shame
That
a new club is wooing
The
last thing Manchester wants
Is
the prospect of Liverpool renewing
By
employing a manager
Who
actually knows what he’s doing
Who will finish fourth?
Will
it be Liverpool?
Who
will stake their claim?
Or
will Aston Villa rule
Who
will stand tall?
Will
it be Man City?
That
win the prize
Or
will Spurs be sitting pretty
Who
will go forth?
Into
the Champions League
To
dine at the top table
Who
of these wannabes?
Liverpool
were last the champions
More
than 20 years ago
Aston
villa weren’t crowned
For
30 years or so
Its
more than 40 years
Since
Man City won
And
Spurs were last the winners
In
1961
But
the Champion’s League beckons
For
these wannabes
These
trophyless also ran’s
How
can that be?
Rafa is staying at Anfield
So
no new regime is brewing
There
is no new job
That
he is actively pursuing
And
it’s a great relief
That
no new club is wooing
The
last thing Manchester wants
Is
the prospect of Liverpool renewing
By
employing a manager
Who
actually knows what he’s doing
My mate asked me why
I’m
a United fan
I
replied that it was
Because
my brother Dan
Supported
the Reds,
Also
my dad was a United man
And
my mum was a
Lifelong
United fan
So
that was why I was also
A
Man United fan
“That’s
ridiculous” he said
“What
if your brother was a thug?
Your
mum was a prostitute
And
your dad was on drugs
What
would you be then?
You poor misguided fool?”
“Well obviously” I replied
The Liverpool supporters
Singing
from the cop
Urge
me to join them
On
and on they never stop
“You’ll
never walk alone”
Is
the anthem they sing
It’s
gone on for years now
With
that tinny scouser ring
Well,
I’m from Blackpool
And
of more sober tone
Which
is why I say to the cop
That
I’d rather walk alone
My mate asked me why
I’m
a United fan
I
replied that it was
Because
my brother Dan
Supported
the Reds,
Also
my dad was a United man
And
my mum was a
Lifelong
United fan
So
that was why I was also
A Man United fan
“That’s ridiculous” he said
“What
if your brother was a thug?
Your
mum was a prostitute
And
your dad was on drugs
What
would you be then?
You poor misguided fool?”
“Well obviously” I replied
