A PHYSICAL JERK

 

I never take any form

Of physical exercise

I don’t want to be fit

If I see a jogger with

A smile on their face

Then I might try it

HE DIDN’T CUT A DASH

 

He did not in anyway

Cut a dash

His skinny legs

Hung below his shorts

Like two pieces

Of knotted string

And yet he ran

Like a gazelle

I AM PROUD TO SAY THAT I COME

 

I am proud to say that I come

From a mixed race family

My mum was a sprinter

And dad did cross country

I RAN A PERSONAL BEST

 

I ran a personal best

In the 100 metres

And my new record is

Almost 80 metres

DASH IT ALL

 

They called it the dash

Way back in the day

A short word for a short race

Dash was the right word to say

Now they call it the sprint

Like it’s something elite

It’s still just a short race

That’s been hijacked by the Effete

MY HUSBAND MAKES LOVE TO ME

 

“My husband makes love to me

Like an Olympic athlete, honestly”

She boasted to her peers

“So, it’s once every four years”

PARALYMPIANS

 

They should not be seen as disabled

When they compete

A Paralympian should be viewed

Simply as an Athlete