Whether you call him Lucho
Or El Pistolero
Or the cannibal of
Ajax
Or even El Conejo
Suarez needs to
understand
Biting people is a no
no
Whether you call him Lucho
Or El Pistolero
Or the cannibal of
Ajax
Or even El Conejo
Suarez needs to
understand
Biting people is a no
no
Now the evidence is viewed
And the enquiry will
conclude
That Suarez is totally
screwed
But what I think is
rude
Is that he plays with
his food
Luis Suarez thought the response
To his biting Chiellini
quite amazing
He couldn’t understand
the outcry
As for a cannibal he
was only grazing
Whether you call him Lucho
Or El Pistolero
Or the
cannibal of Ajax
Or even
El Conejo
Suarez needs
to understand
Biting
people is a no no
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