Showing posts with label London Marathon. Show all posts
Showing posts with label London Marathon. Show all posts

Monday, 4 July 2022

IN THE LONDON MARATHON

 

In the London Marathon

One of my friends ran

Dressed as a chicken

While another one ran

Dressed as an egg

I don’t know who came first

Thursday, 26 May 2022

ARE YOU WEARING A HORSES HEAD?

 

Are you wearing a horse’s head?

Are you supposed to be PUCK?

Oh, you’re running the marathon

Well, aren’t you the a silly fool

Wednesday, 27 October 2021

IN THE LONDON MARATHON

 

In the London marathon

One of my friends ran

Dressed as a chicken

While another one ran

Dressed as an egg

I don’t know who came first

Tuesday, 5 October 2021

MARATHON MAN

 

I used to be a Marathon man

A Marathon man was I

Then they renamed them Snickers

I don’t know why

Tuesday, 8 June 2021

IN THE LONDON MARATHON

 

In the London marathon

One of my friends ran

Dressed as a chicken

While another one ran

Dressed as an egg

I don’t know who came first

IT WAS A BAD WINTER OLYMPICS

  It was a bad winter Olympics First it was the Luge I had a go at Then I found myself on thin ice Following some aggressive chat Th...