The beautiful game
Is
one of different hues
It
can redden your face
And
cause marital blues
Especially
when you add
An
excess of cheap booze
When
victory is achieved
Sex
often ensues
But
it’s a different story
If
he watches them lose
He’ll
wear a football shirt
And
she’ll wear a bruise
The
bigger the match
The
shorter his fuse
As
he rants and raves
She
shakes in her shoes
At
the final whistle
Full
of anger and booze
He
wears red and white
She
wears black and blue
