ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

BRITISH BULLDOG

 

Diego Maradona

He of the infamous

Hand of God

Has been savaged

By his new pet

The hound of God

ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

MARADONA’S HEALTH SCARE

 

Diago Maradona collapsed after

Watching the Argentinian team

And medics then found a quantity

Of blood in his cocaine stream

MARADONNA

 

"A genius footballer” bloody cheek

He looks more like a circus freak

He's nothing more than a Latin cheat

Who's certainly had too much to eat

BRITISH BULLDOG

 

Diego Maradonna

He of the infamous

Hand of God

Has been savaged

By his new pet

The hound of God

BRITISH BULLDOG

Diego Maradonna

He of the infamous

Hand of God

Has been savaged

By his new pet

The hound of God

MARADONNA

“A genius footballer” bloody cheek

He looks more like a circus freak

He’s nothing more than a Latin cheat

Who’s certainly had too much to eat

HAND OF GOD

 

It was in Mexico in nineteen eighty-six

When English hearts sank to the floor

When England were to meet Argentina

In the world cup quarterfinal draw

 

On that infamous night it occurred

The event that made the spectators roar

Diego Maradonna their great player

Had to use his hand to help them score

 

The English players protested in vain

That Maradonna had used his hand

Amazingly the referee gave the goal

Something that I still don’t understand

 

There was much discussion with the pundits

The video replay confirmed the cheating

Ironically his second goal was brilliant

And sealed the result of our defeating

 

Maradonna used a hand to help him score

But Diego claimed it was the hand of god

Argentina believes he is a national hero

The English all know he’s a cheating sod