After a dismal start to the season
Woking are slowest out
the blocks
With two points from seven
games
The crowd are angry to
their socks
They have singled out
a scapegoat
A target for their jeers and mocks
and they call the new striker “jigsaw”
Because he goes to pieces in the box
The Woking star Striker
Went down in the box
It was his wife’s
birthday
So it was not
unorthodox
The difference between a tea bag
And Woking Football Club
Is a simple one to discover
A tea bag stays longer in the cup
The Woking star Striker
Went
down in the box
It
was his wife’s birthday
So
it was not unorthodox
I support them as they're from my hometown
I've supported them for years it would seem
Before the start of every single game at home
They announce the crowd changes to the team
Come next year the team may well be in Europe
But that would only happen if there is a war I fear
If you ask them “what time does the match start?
They just reply “well what time can you get here
The team does a lap of honor if they win the toss
This does at least get the meager crowd humming
To take the pressure off and to help our keeper
We put a Bell in the ball so he can hear it coming
We have the strongest team in the football league
From the bottom we have to hold the rest up
We're always the bookie's favorite for the drop
For we've never won a title a trophy or a cup
My father exposed me to this when I was a boy
Since, Saturday afternoons are spent in torture
I now expose my children to sad match days
And their children will also suffer in the future
After a dismal start to the season
Woking are slowest out the blocks
With one point from five games
The crowd are angry to their socks
They have singled out a scapegoat
A target for their jeers and mocks
and they call the new striker “jigsaw”
Because he goes to pieces in the box
The crowd at Woking’s ground
Loudly jeers and mocks
They call the striker jigsaw
As he goes to pieces in the box
