BIMBETTE ENTERED A SWIMMING COMPETITION

 

Bimbette entered a swimming competition

In the breaststroke much to her alarm

She came last and claimed she was cheated

As the other swimmers used their arms

BLONDSKI

Bimbette always wanted to go water skiing

And desperately wanted to fulfil her hope

But despite a lengthy and extensive search

She was unable to find a Lake with a slope.

 

GOLF MODE

 

A man got on the bus

And sat down next to Bimbette

He smiled warmly at her

And briefly their eyes met

 

Full of Golf balls

His bulging front trouser pockets

Caught her attention

Her eyes almost left their sockets

 

He said, “its Golf balls.”
And Bimbette said “Oh”

Then continued, “Does it hurt

As much as Tennis elbow?”