ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

I NEVER THOUGHT THE DAY WOULD COME

 

I never thought the day would come

In fact I would have thought it absurd

When the Football sense of “Brazilian”

Wasn’t the most popular use of the word  

BEND IT LIKE URI –BRAZIL 2014

 

The reason England failed

So says a guy in a Favela

“It’s all the fault of that

Spoon bending fella”

“We’d have won if we hadn’t

Snubbed Uri Gellar”

BRAZIL 1970

 

The Brazil side was

The best I’ve ever seen

They were the best

Team that’s ever been

 

Pele, Rivelino and

Jairzinho, Holy Trinity

Of the Champions

In Nineteen seventy

BRAZIL

 

The Brazil of old

Used to be a team of flow

A samba side with flare

Pass and move, give and go

 

The modern Brazil

Though, are a team of guile

Deceit and cunning

Replacing the cavalier style

 

The Twenty fourteen Brazil

Are a team of moments

But if they fail in them

They fail in tournament’s

ENGLAND IN BRAZIL 2014

 

 2010You should always have a plan B

In Completive football I’d say

Unfortunately for England though

They neglected to have a plan A

WORLD CUP FINAL 2014

 

In big games teams are too afraid

To lose, which is a sin

So just throw caution to the wind

And go for the win

ENGLAND INEPT IN BRAZIL 2014

 

There has only been one thing

More inept than England and it 

Is Alan Shearer’s pompously

Hapless performance as a pundit

HEROES RETURN – BRAZIL 2014

England will fly home

Into Glasgow Airport

Thus ensuring, a heroes

Welcome of a sort 

BEND IT LIKE URI –BRAZIL 2014

 

The reason England failed

So says a guy in a Favela

“It’s all the fault of that

Spoon bending fella”

“We’d have won if we hadn’t

Snubbed Uri Gellar”

ENGLAND IN BRAZIL 2014

 

You should always have a plan B

In Completive football I’d say

Unfortunately for England though

They neglected to have a plan A

BRAZIL

 

The Brazil of old

Used to be a team of flow

A samba side with flare

Pass and move, give and go

 

The modern Brazil

Though, are a team of guile

Deceit and cunning

Replacing the cavalier style

 

The Twenty fourteen Brazil

Are a team of moments

But if they fail in them

They fail in tournament’s

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

BRAZIL 1970

 

The Brazil side was

The best I’ve ever seen

They were the best

Team that’s ever been

 

Pele, Rivelino and

Jairzinho, Holy Trinity

Of the Champions

In Nineteen seventy

AN ITALIAN NIBBLE – BRAZIL 2014

 

Suarez should be hungry

Like all strikers

But for goals

And not for other players

WHO DOES HE SUPPORT?

 

 

“England are out what did you think?
What a free kick” he gave me a wink
“Those Brazilian's are good though
Best team won don't you think so?”
Now he wasn't English that for certain
And he surely didn't look Brazilian
Now there a clue a sardonic grin
He really must be of Celtic origin

McPELE

 

Brazil Brazil is the Celtic chant

From the clan McCarlos and McCafu

Scotland’s allies in the yellow and blue

Must defeat the Englishmen for you

 

I feel more pity than I feel contempt

Though not enough to shed a tear

What a truly sad existence you endure

No talented team of Scots to cheer

 

How sad and bitter you poor Celts are

Lacking a worthy team home grown

You must bathe in the reflected glory

Of greater nations than your own