I JOINED A SCRABBLE CLUB

 

I joined a Scrabble Club

To learn to play better

But forgot to pay my dues

Which was an up-setter

And now they're sending

Me threatening letters

SWEAR WORD SCRABBLE

 

Great fun games for the English summer

They don’t have to be expensive

Play new swear word Scrabble

It’s a simple game not for the pensive

All words must be in common usage

And should be genuinely offensive

A MAN SPILT ALL HIS SCRABBLE TILES

A man spilt all his Scrabble tiles

It happened in a heartbeat

Leaving letters all over the road,

"Well that's the word on the street?" 

MY DOG ATE ALL THE SCRABBLE TILES

 

My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles

When they were spilt on the mat

And for days he kept leaving

Little messages around the flat

MY DOG ATE ALL THE SCRABBLE TILES

 

My dog ate all the Scrabble tiles

When they were spilt on the mat

And for days he kept leaving

Little messages around the flat