Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts
Showing posts with label Italy. Show all posts

Friday, 22 July 2022

SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014


Now the evidence is viewed

And the enquiry will conclude

That Suarez is totally screwed

But what I think is rude

Is that he plays with his food

THE CANNIBAL OF AJAX – BRAZIL 2014

 

Whether you call him Lucho

Or El Pistolero 

Or the cannibal of Ajax

Or even El Conejo

Suarez needs to understand

Biting people is a no no

A QUICK BITE – BRAZIL 2014

 

Luis Suarez thought the response

To his biting Chiellini quite amazing

He couldn’t understand the outcry

As for a cannibal he was only grazing

Thursday, 21 July 2022

Friday, 23 July 2021

TOP DOGS

 

Korea have had a great world cup

They’ve beaten Italy with a golden goal

How will they celebrate the victory?

They’ll be eating dog tonight in Seoul

Monday, 11 January 2021

TOP DOGS

 

Korea have had a great World Cup

They’ve beaten Italy with a golden goal

How will they celebrate the victory?

They’ll be eating dog tonight in Seoul

 

Poem written after Italy v South Korea match at 2002 World Cup

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