ARE YOU WEARING RUNNING CLOTHES?

 

Are you wearing running clothes?

What on earth are you thinking?

You are in no shape for running

What have you been drinking?

I wasn’t born yesterday you know

You’ve had more than a tipple

You’ll be sorry I can tell you

When you end up with jogger’s nipple

ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER

One of my teachers is a runner

He does it fanatically

But I don’t have him for PE

I have him for Jog-raphy

IN THE LONDON MARATHON

 

In the London marathon

One of my friends ran

Dressed as a chicken

While another one ran

Dressed as an egg

I don’t know who came first