IT WAS A BAD WINTER OLYMPICS

 

It was a bad winter Olympics

First it was the Luge I had a go at

Then I found myself on thin ice

Following some aggressive chat

Then I joined with the ski jumpers

And it was all downhill after that

CHILDISH ICE

 

How do you explain

Without science fluff

What Ice is, to a child?

just say its Skid stuff!

AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES

 

At the Winter Olympics Games

One of the sponsors participating

Is a pharmaceutical giant who

Are sponsoring the Speed skating

A GOOD SPORT

 

If you are thinking of taking up a sport

Then here’s a thought

If you are going to try cross-country skiing

This is what I’m thinking

Make sure you are well equipped to ski

And start with a small country