WORLD CUP FINAL 2014

 

In big games teams are too afraid

To lose, which is a sin

So just throw caution to the wind

And go for the win

ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014

Now the evidence is viewed

And the enquiry will conclude

That Suarez is totally screwed

But what I think is rude

Is that he plays with his food

THE CANNIBAL OF AJAX – BRAZIL 2014

 

Whether you call him Lucho

Or El Pistolero 

Or the cannibal of Ajax

Or even El Conejo

Suarez needs to understand

Biting people is a no no

A QUICK BITE – BRAZIL 2014

 

Luis Suarez thought the response

To his biting Chiellini quite amazing

He couldn’t understand the outcry

As for a cannibal he was only grazing

HEROES RETURN – BRAZIL 2014

 

England will fly home

Into Glasgow Airport

Thus ensuring, a heroes

Welcome of a sort

AN ITALIAN NIBBLE – BRAZIL 2014

 

Suarez should be hungry

Like all strikers

But for goals

And not other players

ENGLAND INEPT IN BRAZIL 2014

 

There has only been one thing

More inept than England and it 

Is Alan Shearer’s pompously

Hapless performance as a pundit

WORLD CUP FINAL 2014

 

In big games teams are too afraid

To lose, which is a sin

So just throw caution to the wind

And go for the win

ENGLAND INEPT IN BRAZIL 2014

 

There has only been one thing

More inept than England and it 

Is Alan Shearer’s pompously

Hapless performance as a pundit

HEROES RETURN – BRAZIL 2014

England will fly home

Into Glasgow Airport

Thus ensuring, a heroes

Welcome of a sort 

BEND IT LIKE URI –BRAZIL 2014

 

The reason England failed

So says a guy in a Favela

“It’s all the fault of that

Spoon bending fella”

“We’d have won if we hadn’t

Snubbed Uri Gellar”

ENGLAND IN BRAZIL 2014

 

You should always have a plan B

In Completive football I’d say

Unfortunately for England though

They neglected to have a plan A

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014

 

Now the evidence is viewed

And the enquiry will conclude

That Suarez is totally screwed

But what I think is rude

Is that he plays with his food

A QUICK BITE – BRAZIL 2014

 

Luis Suarez thought the response

To his biting Chiellini quite amazing

He couldn’t understand the outcry

As for a cannibal he was only grazing

THE CANNIBAL OF AJAX – BRAZIL 2014

 

Whether you call him Lucho

Or El Pistolero 

Or the cannibal of Ajax

Or even El Conejo

Suarez needs to understand

Biting people is a no no

AN ITALIAN NIBBLE – BRAZIL 2014

 

Suarez should be hungry

Like all strikers

But for goals

And not for other players