Fed up of missing his favourite shows on TV
Young Ben wanted was
his own telly
“Could I have a telly
in my room dad”?
Reluctantly Dad said
yes to the lad
Ben stayed in his room
the first night
Next morning, he gave
his parents a fright
He asked his them
“what is love juice?”
His mother left making
some feeble excuse
Leaving his dad to
explain the basics
Of sexual intercourse
and its mechanics
The boy sat in open
mouthed amazement
Dad asked him after
his embarrassment
“Exactly what program
did you have on?”
The boy replied
"I was watching Wimbledon"
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