Tuesday, 1 February 2022

GOLFING EXPECTATIONS

 

I was retired and played quite a lot of Golf

I teed off hoping for a good round ahead

And had the intention of shooting my age,

But unfortunately, I shot my weight instead

 

A paraphrasing of one of the great Bob Hope’s gags

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