SEXING FLIES

 

Joan found her husband George

Indulging in a strange caper

Stalking about the kitchen

With a rolled-up newspaper

 

"What on earth are you doing?"

She asked with annoyance.

"I’m doing battle with flies"

Was his proud response

"Have you killed any yet?"

She asked, walking to the door

"Three male and two females

Is the current score”

"How can you sex a fly?"

Asked a now interested Joan

"I killed three on a beer can; 

The other two were on the phone"