Nothing surprised me more
About the 2012
Olympics
Than the opening
ceremony
It was astonishingly
good
I must admit I had my
doubts
I feared a parade of
stretch Limos
Disgorging scores of
scantily clad
Essex girls wearing
plastic tiaras
And a climax of the
ceremony
Would have been a
group
Of Hurray Henrys from
the city
Dropping their
trousers
And farting out a
rendition
Of Rule Britannia
Before one of the bare
arsed brokers
Would use an Olympic
torch
To light a fart
And subsequently
ignite
The Olympic flame
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