If St Paul's day
Be fair and clear
Then Wimbledon
Will be good this year
And strawberries will
Sell well my dear
St Paul's day (June 29th)
Saturday, 31 December 2022
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266
Thursday, 4 August 2022
WE ALL PLAYED CHARADES
We all played Charades
At the in laws on Boxing
Day
My wife’s Uncle Jack
Really went for it I must
say
We were really impressed
By his energetic display
It was ten minutes before
we knew
His heart had given way
Friday, 22 July 2022
TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS EMBLEM
Tottenham Hotspurs emblem
Is a cockerel that the
fans don
And as the emblem is a
bird
The supporters egg
them on
THE FOOTBALL ISN’T UP TO MUCH
The football isn’t up to much
We are all sensing doom
At half time the directors
Go off to the bored room
FOGHORN LEGHORN
Foghorn Leghorn
Was sent off the field
today
The referee claimed
It was for persistent
fowl play
A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN
A striker and a magician
Clearly have in common
An almost instinctive ability
To do hat tricks effectively
SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014
Now the evidence is
viewed
And the enquiry will conclude
That Suarez is totally
screwed
But what I think is
rude
Is that he plays with
his food
CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 1
Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league
They’re even lower
than the bumpkins
But it’s obvious why
they struggle
Because the team coach is a pumpkin
ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER
One of my teachers is a runner
He does it fanatically
But I don’t have him
for PE
I have him for
Jog-raphy
I WAS BEATEN UP BY A HULA HOOP
I was beaten up by a hula hoop
A round, bad-tempered fink
It was a totally unprovoked attack
It was a “vicious circle” I think
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