Monday, 8 February 2021

ACED

 

My uncle sadly died at Wimbledon

He was a killed by a tennis ball

I wasn’t too sad at the funeral

It was a lovely service after all

THE BEST IN THE WORLD

 

I won’t hear a word against our tennis players

It’s true that they certainly have their detractors

But I have always thought British players

Make truly world-class tennis commentators

Sunday, 7 February 2021

BOTLEY BILLY

 

 

Billy Casey is the Botley United F.C. team captain
He’s just bettered his club scoring record again
In ninety matches he’s now scored twenty-three
He’s second highest scorer now just behind o.g

Saturday, 6 February 2021

JOHN JAMES "JOHNNY" BERRY (1 JUNE 1926 – 16 SEPTEMBER 1994)

 

The Forgotten Babe

John James "Johnny" Berry

Survived the wreckage

Amidst the snows of Munich

Though the crash didn’t end his life

He never played again

JOHN "JACKIE" BLANCHFLOWER (7 MARCH 1933 – 2 SEPTEMBER 1998)

 

Nicknamed "Twiggy"

John "Jackie" Blanchflower

Survived the wreckage

Amidst the snows of Munich

Though the crash didn’t end his life

It did bring his footballing career

To an untimely end

IN TRAGEDIES WAKE – MUNICH 1958

 

At Old Trafford

In tragedies wake

In the eerie quiet

The terraces echoed

The mournful silence

And even the empty

Seats shed tears

For The busby babes

A MARK OF RESPECT – ARE YOU LISTENING LEEDS UTD

 

In the aftermath of Munich

All of football felt the loss

In an altogether more

Caring and respectful time

When fans of all teams

Out of respect, wore black

And stadia were universally quiet

CALLOUS UNITED - GREGG AND FOULKES

 

Manchester United’s

Callous attitude

So cold and harsh

Towards the survivors

Beggared belief

And was never more

Keenly felt than when,

Only days after

The Munich Disaster

Gregg and Foulkes,

Though traumatised

And grieving and feeling

The guilt of the survivor

Were forced to play

Afterwards Harry Gregg

And Bill Foulkes

Forced to play too soon

With the guilt of the survivor

Sat in the dressing room

Staring with empty eyes

 

THE HERO OF MUNICH

 

In the wake of tragedy

Harry Gregg arose

And with no thought

Of himself 

Pulled survivors

From the burning plane

Assisted latterly

By Bill Foulkes

Though he thought

His action unremarkable

George Best, said of him

“Bravery is one thing

But what Harry did

Was about more than bravery.

It was about goodness”

THE BUSBY BABES - THE HOLLYWOOD OF BRITISH FOOTBALL

 

Bright lights

Shining like stars

In the twinkling

Football firmament

Sparkling lights

From gritty towns

In the shadow of the

Dark satanic mills

Shining out from

Industrial heartlands

Like beacons

Bright lights of youth

Illuminating the lives

Of the terraced fans

Young men from the dark

Industrial landscapes

Youth’s bright flames

Snuffed out

In the snows of Munich

CALLOUS UNITED – BLANCHFLOWER AND BERRY

 

Manchester United’s

Callous attitude

So cold and harsh

Towards the survivors

Beggared belief

And was never more

Keenly felt than when,

They could no longer play

Jackie Blanchflower

And fellow survivor Berry

Were forced to vacate

The homes they lived in

IT WAS A BAD WINTER OLYMPICS

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