VIMTO TANGO

 

Placebo, Subbuteo, and Scenario

Portfolio, Pinocchio or Fellatio

Are these words from everyday?

Or footballer's from Brasilia way

THE BEAUTIFUL GAME

I'd like to speak of a hate of mine

The football men of the Argentine

Players blessed with skill and flair

And pace to make you stand and stare

So, when endowed with grace and style

Resort to such unsporting guile

They push and pull and kick and dive

As to win at any cost they strive

And when they’re court the offending players

Will offer up their hands in prayers

The slightest touch on any spot

And they go down like they’ve been shot

They lead with arms and tackle late

And hope their foe retaliate

Victories are always tinged with shame

When they could light up the beautiful game