Car Football is actually a thing
If not to everyone’s desire
Nonetheless the car was in
The dressing room, changing attire
Thursday, 13 April 2023
WHEN I FIRST GOT INTO ATHLETICS
When I first got into athletics
A hurdle scared me a bit
But with dogged perseverance
I managed to get over it
THE DIFFERENCE BETWEEN A TEA BAG
The difference between a tea bag
And Woking Football
Club
Is a simple one to
discover
A tea bag stays longer
in the cup
HAMILTON THE MUSICAL
I went to see Hamilton the musical, but
I didn’t like it when
all said and done
It was definitely
musical without a doubt
But not one mention of
Formula One
SCHADENFREUDE
Schadenfreude is the great pleasure derived
By someone, from
another person's misfortune
It’s ironic that the
Germans have a word to express
My pleasure at them
being knocked out so soon
IT WAS A GLORIOUS WEEK IN JUNE
It was a glorious week in June
And I wore my best
ensemble
But after Day three at
Wimbledon
I hadn’t seen a single
Womble
GOLD SILVER OR BRONZE
Gold, Silver or Bronze
That is the obvious
question
What hue will his
urine be
When they test the
Russian
THE REF BOOKED HIM
The ref booked him for
Taking his shirt off
As it’s against the
rules
To take the refs shirt
off
COMMENTATING ON EQUESTRIAN # 2
At his first equestrian event
And he thought he was
seeing a mirage
All the horses looked
effeminate
But it turned out to be the dressage
COMMENTATING ON EQUESTRIAN # 1
At his first equestrian event
And he thought he was
seeing a mirage
The campest parade
ring he’d ever seen
Turned out to be the
dressage
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