Mourinho took control of the United Bus
However he repeatedly
parked the Bus
But then he threw players
under the Bus
So now it’s time for him to catch a Bus
Thursday, 30 March 2023
MOURINHO OUT
BEING AN ENGLAND SUPPORTER
Being an England supporter
At a World Cup or
Euro’s melee
Is likened to
over-optimistic parents
Of the fat kid on
sports day
GIVE ME GOLF CLUBS
Give me Golf clubs, fresh air
And partner beautiful
and fair
And to be honest you
can keep
The Golf clubs and the
fresh air
A paraphrasing of one
of the great Jack Benny’s gags
GOLFING EXPECTATIONS
I was retired and played quite a lot of Golf
I teed off hoping for
a good round ahead
And had the intention
of shooting my age,
But unfortunately I
shot my weight instead
A paraphrasing of one
of the great Bob Hope’s gags
MIDDLE AGED EXERCISE
I have found in middle age
When I’m exercising
The best one for my
core
Seems to be keeping a
fart in
WHAT IS YOUR EXCERSISE REGIME?
“What is your exercise regime?”
I was asked by my new
personal trainer
I said if I already
had a regime
I wouldn’t need a
personal trainer
A CARICATURE OF A RESPONSE
To exaggerate characteristics
For humorous effect is
how
A Caricature is
intended
It’s ironic the
reaction to it
By Rowling and the
like
Has also been
exaggerated
MASSIVE OVEREACTION
Portraying Serena as an angry black woman
In the Herald Sun
wasn’t racist in anyway
As she was Angry, and
she is a black woman
And it was a caricature
at the end of the day
OWN IT SERENA
It wasn’t sexist, and it wasn’t unfair
Nor was it racist
Serena, let’s be fair
The truth is you threw
a huge tantrum
Because you knew your day was done
GUTTERBALL
It is inevitable I suppose
Even though they deserve
better
That old bowling balls
Will end up in the
gutter
GOLF AND PORN
He was flicking channels between Golf and porn
So, he asked his wife “Which one should I watch eh?”
“For Heaven's sake, watch the porn” she snapped
“Golf! That you already know how to play”
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