Saturday, 25 February 2023

WHAT COULD THE POSSIBLE REASON BE

 

If a Britain was in the World Cup Final

What could the possible reason be

There is only one probable explanation

He would have to be the Referee

OLYMPIANS V PARALYMPIANS

 

The Olympics is the pinnacle

For any man and woman

But I believe that an Olympian

Is actually merely Human

Whereas a Paralympian

Is quite obviously Super Human

DISABILITY SPORT

 

They may well be considered

In life to have a Vulnerability

But where sport is concerned

They have no such disability

 

So calling it “Disability Sport” 

Couldn’t be more misleading

When the limits they are given

They are constantly exceeding

 

Don’t look at them as disabled

But as sportsmen and women

Because in the arena of sport its

As athletes you should define them

PARALYMPIANS

 

They should not be seen as disabled

When they compete

A Paralympian should be viewed

Simply as an Athlete

LUXEMBOURG IS A MUCH SMALLER COUNTRY

 

Luxembourg is a much smaller country

But nonetheless in a tournament year

They share something with England

Which is their FIFA Ranking I fear

THE LVG WAY

 

Your team should always have a plan “B”

In modern football you would have to say

Unfortunately for Manchester United though

Louis van Gaal doesn’t have a plan “A”

MY NEW TENNIS PARTNER

My new tennis partner

Always obstructs my view,

Stood in the middle of the court

But, that’s Annette for you 

I TRAVEL ON THE TRAIN TO WIMBLEDON

 

I travel on the train to Wimbledon

It’s the best station by far for me

As you can change for the Overground

Underground and Wombleing free

IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD

In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes

Never listen to football on the radio

There is nothing they dislike greater

Than the sound of a Common-tater

ARE YOU WEARING BEER GOGGLES?

 

Are you wearing beer goggles?

That’s a definite I reckon

Because I look like Iain Dowie

But you see David Beckham

NEVER LOSE YOUR HEART TO A TENNIS PLAYER

Never lose your heart to a tennis player

And that goes for women and men

But it’s not that they are bad people

It’s just that love means nothing to them

IT WAS A BAD WINTER OLYMPICS

  It was a bad winter Olympics First it was the Luge I had a go at Then I found myself on thin ice Following some aggressive chat Th...