They should not be seen as disabled
When they compete
A Paralympian should
be viewed
Simply as an Athlete
Saturday, 25 February 2023
LUXEMBOURG IS A MUCH SMALLER COUNTRY
Luxembourg is a much smaller country
But nonetheless in a
tournament year
They share something
with England
Which is their FIFA
Ranking I fear
THE LVG WAY
Your team should always have a plan “B”
In modern football you
would have to say
Unfortunately for
Manchester United though
Louis van Gaal doesn’t
have a plan “A”
MY NEW TENNIS PARTNER
My new tennis partner
Always obstructs my
view,
Stood in the middle of
the court
I TRAVEL ON THE TRAIN TO WIMBLEDON
I travel on the train to Wimbledon
It’s the best station
by far for me
As you can change for
the Overground
Underground and
Wombleing free
IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD
In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes
Never listen to
football on the radio
There is nothing they
dislike greater
ARE YOU WEARING BEER GOGGLES?
Are you wearing beer goggles?
That’s a definite I reckon
Because I look like Iain Dowie
But you see David Beckham
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEART TO A TENNIS PLAYER
Never lose your heart to a tennis player
And that goes for
women and men
But it’s not that they
are bad people
AFTER BEING CAUGHT USING
After being caught using an
Abhorrent substance in
plain view
The shamed sportsman
has promised
Never again to touch
tofu
AFTER BEING CAUGHT, WITH NO EXCUSE
After being caught, with no excuse
For abhorrent
substance abuse
The shamed sportsman
has sworn
Never again to touch
Quorn
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT
The only good thing about
The advent of another
Wimbledon
Is that it means
you’re two weeks
Closer to football
season
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