I travel on the train to Wimbledon
It’s the best station
by far for me
As you can change for
the Overground
Underground and
Wombleing free
Saturday, 25 February 2023
I TRAVEL ON THE TRAIN TO WIMBLEDON
IN THE VEGETABLE WORLD
In the vegetable world, the posh potatoes
Never listen to
football on the radio
There is nothing they
dislike greater
ARE YOU WEARING BEER GOGGLES?
Are you wearing beer goggles?
That’s a definite I reckon
Because I look like Iain Dowie
But you see David Beckham
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEART TO A TENNIS PLAYER
Never lose your heart to a tennis player
And that goes for
women and men
But it’s not that they
are bad people
AFTER BEING CAUGHT USING
After being caught using an
Abhorrent substance in
plain view
The shamed sportsman
has promised
Never again to touch
tofu
AFTER BEING CAUGHT, WITH NO EXCUSE
After being caught, with no excuse
For abhorrent
substance abuse
The shamed sportsman
has sworn
Never again to touch
Quorn
THE ONLY GOOD THING ABOUT
The only good thing about
The advent of another
Wimbledon
Is that it means
you’re two weeks
Closer to football
season
Thursday, 2 February 2023
SNOWMEN ARE RUBBISH AT CRICKET
Snowmen are rubbish at cricket
They only play when
the snow falls
Even then they can’t
hit the wicket
And they keep bowling snow-balls
WE’VE ALL HEARD ABOUT THE MUSHROOM
We’ve all heard about the mushroom
Who turned out to be
the fungi sort
But he also won gold
at the Olympics
So he’s a true
champignon of sport
FOGHORN LEGHORN WAS THROWN
Foghorn Leghorn was thrown
Off the court
As the crowd began to
howl
And he would never
again
Be a referee
All because he blew a
fowl
THE PRESIDENT OF CHESS CLUB # 1
The president of Chess Club
Was rushed into moving his pawn
When he heard his mum planned
To search his bedroom at dawn
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