When I go and play Golf, there
Is something I’ve always done
I take a second pair of Trousers
Just in case I get a hole in one
Wednesday, 4 January 2023
WHEN I GO AND PLAY GOLF
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?
Well they say it’s nothing personal
It’s just that they can't find home
IT WAS DURING A CHESS GAME
It was during a Chess game
That I remember him saying
“Let’s make this more interesting”
So we agreed to stop playing
BATSMEN WEAR A PROTECTIVE BOX
Batsmen wear a protective box
In order to ensure
That the bowler cannot
Rearrange his furniture
THE FIRST TESTICULAR PROTECTION
The first testicular protection
Known as a "box" was introduced
In 1874
Whereas the first cranial protection
Known as a “helmet” was introduced
In 1974
So it only took a hundred years
For Cricketers to figure out the score
That balls shouldn’t be more
Important than brains anymore
COACH JOSÉ MOURINHO
Coach José Mourinho
Likes to strut and preen
But doesn’t like to lose
And likes to cause a scene
He’s always crying foul
As he’s a real drama queen
AT THIS YEAR’S INSECT SUPER BOWL
At this year’s insect Super Bowl
The quarterback played
dismally
Rimsky-Korsakov dropped the ball
It was the plight of the fumble Bee
AS A MULTI SPORTS CLUB GRASSHOPPER
As a multi sports club Grasshopper
Club Zürich are just the ticket
They play a large number of sports
Though funnily enough Not Cricket
I WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN THE PARK
I was just sitting there in the park
And wondered why
absentmindedly
The Frisbee was
getting bigger
And bigger and then it
hit me
BOFFINS ARE NOT THE SPORTY TYPE
Boffins are not the sporty type
But even a physicist
called Bryan
Knows that he must
exercise
Which he does by
pumping ion
THERE REALLY IS NO TRICK TO IT
There really is no trick to it
The easiest way with no catch
To light up a football stadium
Is with a football
match
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