COACH JOSÉ MOURINHO

 

Coach José Mourinho

Likes to strut and preen

But doesn’t like to lose

And likes to cause a scene

He’s always crying foul

As he’s a real drama queen

AT THIS YEAR’S INSECT SUPER BOWL

 

At this year’s insect Super Bowl

The quarterback played dismally

Rimsky-Korsakov dropped the ball

It was the plight of the fumble Bee

AS A MULTI SPORTS CLUB GRASSHOPPER

 

As a multi sports club Grasshopper

Club Zürich are just the ticket

They play a large number of sports

Though funnily enough Not Cricket

I WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN THE PARK

 

I was just sitting there in the park

And wondered why absentmindedly

The Frisbee was getting bigger

And bigger and then it hit me

BOFFINS ARE NOT THE SPORTY TYPE

 

Boffins are not the sporty type

But even a physicist called Bryan

Knows that he must exercise

Which he does by pumping ion

THERE REALLY IS NO TRICK TO IT

 

There really is no trick to it

The easiest way with no catch

To light up a football stadium

Is with a football match

OUR TEAM CAPTAIN TOOK TO THE FIELD

 

Our team captain took to the field

Carrying a piece of rope and the ball

Unconventional you might think

But he is the skipper after all

WHY CAN'T HOBO’S PLAY BASEBALL?

 

Why can't hobo’s play baseball?

At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?

Well, they say it’s nothing personal

It’s just that they can't find home

CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 2

 

Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league

Though it’s no surprise at all

When the princess in waiting

Keeps running away from the ball

WORLD CUP FINAL 2014

 

In big games teams are too afraid

To lose, which is a sin

So just throw caution to the wind

And go for the win

ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore