I was just sitting there in the park
And wondered why
absentmindedly
The Frisbee was
getting bigger
And bigger and then it
hit me
Wednesday, 4 January 2023
I WAS JUST SITTING THERE IN THE PARK
BOFFINS ARE NOT THE SPORTY TYPE
Boffins are not the sporty type
But even a physicist
called Bryan
Knows that he must
exercise
Which he does by
pumping ion
THERE REALLY IS NO TRICK TO IT
There really is no trick to it
The easiest way with no catch
To light up a football stadium
Is with a football
match
OUR TEAM CAPTAIN TOOK TO THE FIELD
Our team captain took to the field
Carrying a piece of
rope and the ball
Unconventional you
might think
But he is the skipper
after all
WHY CAN'T HOBO’S PLAY BASEBALL?
Why can't hobo’s play baseball?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, they say it’s
nothing personal
It’s just that they
can't find home
CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 2
Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league
Though it’s no
surprise at all
When the princess in
waiting
Keeps running away
from the ball
WORLD CUP FINAL 2014
In big games teams are too afraid
To lose, which is a sin
So just throw caution to the wind
And go for the win
ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014
At last the surprises are over
Forget what has gone before
We got a proper semi final
A complete and utter bore
ECCEDENTESIAST DESCRIBES SOMEONE
Eccedentesiast describes someone
Who hide their pain
behind a smile
Football supporters
are like that
Especially if you
support Carlisle
WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?
Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, it’s obvious
when you think about it
It’s because they
always make it home
AFTER MANY YEARS OF HARD WORK
After many years of hard work
Dedication, and
repetitive training
Honing my craft at
small events
Being informative and
entertaining
So, when the Olympics
came around
My confidence was
brimming
But I still ended up
commentating
On the synchronized
swimming
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