Why can't hobo’s play baseball?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, they say it’s
nothing personal
It’s just that they
can't find home
Wednesday, 4 January 2023
WHY CAN'T HOBO’S PLAY BASEBALL?
CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 2
Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league
Though it’s no
surprise at all
When the princess in
waiting
Keeps running away
from the ball
WORLD CUP FINAL 2014
In big games teams are too afraid
To lose, which is a sin
So just throw caution to the wind
And go for the win
ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014
At last the surprises are over
Forget what has gone before
We got a proper semi final
A complete and utter bore
ECCEDENTESIAST DESCRIBES SOMEONE
Eccedentesiast describes someone
Who hide their pain
behind a smile
Football supporters
are like that
Especially if you
support Carlisle
WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?
Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, it’s obvious
when you think about it
It’s because they
always make it home
AFTER MANY YEARS OF HARD WORK
After many years of hard work
Dedication, and
repetitive training
Honing my craft at
small events
Being informative and
entertaining
So, when the Olympics
came around
My confidence was
brimming
But I still ended up
commentating
On the synchronized
swimming
APPARENTLY NIGERIA IS NOW POLO FREE
Apparently, Nigeria is now polo free
So that’s deserves
congratulations
But to be honest I
didn’t think
They were one of the
equestrian nations
THE ONLY GOOD THING
The only good thing
About the end of
Wimbledon
Is it means you’re two
weeks
Closer to football
season
WE HAVE TWO THINGS IN OUR TOWN
We have two things in our town
Pharmaceuticals and
Speedway
The latter has fast
and furious thrills
But they don’t use
bikes by the way
IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT RED BULL
It was inevitable that Red Bull
Would be involved in
Formula One
The spectators need to
drink it
To stay awake when all
said and done
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