ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

ECCEDENTESIAST DESCRIBES SOMEONE

 

Eccedentesiast describes someone

Who hide their pain behind a smile

Football supporters are like that

Especially if you support Carlisle

WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?

 

Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?

At the Hubert H. Humphrey Metrodome?

Well, it’s obvious when you think about it

It’s because they always make it home

AFTER MANY YEARS OF HARD WORK

 

After many years of hard work

Dedication, and repetitive training

Honing my craft at small events

Being informative and entertaining

 

So, when the Olympics came around

My confidence was brimming

But I still ended up commentating

On the synchronized swimming

APPARENTLY NIGERIA IS NOW POLO FREE

 

Apparently, Nigeria is now polo free

So that’s deserves congratulations

But to be honest I didn’t think

They were one of the equestrian nations

THE ONLY GOOD THING

 

The only good thing

About the end of Wimbledon

Is it means you’re two weeks

Closer to football season

WE HAVE TWO THINGS IN OUR TOWN

 

We have two things in our town

Pharmaceuticals and Speedway

The latter has fast and furious thrills

But they don’t use bikes by the way

IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT RED BULL

 

It was inevitable that Red Bull

Would be involved in Formula One

The spectators need to drink it

To stay awake when all said and done

AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES

 

At the Winter Olympics Games

One of the sponsors participating

Is a pharmaceutical giant who

Are sponsoring the Speed skating

I WAS JUST SITTING THERE THINKING

 

I was just sitting there thinking

And wondered why absentmindedly

The baseball was getting bigger

And bigger and then it hit me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266

If St Paul's day

Be fair and clear

Then Wimbledon

Will be good this year

And strawberries will

Sell well my dear

 

St Paul's day (June 29th)