IT WAS INEVITABLE THAT RED BULL

 

It was inevitable that Red Bull

Would be involved in Formula One

The spectators need to drink it

To stay awake when all said and done

AT THE WINTER OLYMPICS GAMES

 

At the Winter Olympics Games

One of the sponsors participating

Is a pharmaceutical giant who

Are sponsoring the Speed skating

I WAS JUST SITTING THERE THINKING

 

I was just sitting there thinking

And wondered why absentmindedly

The baseball was getting bigger

And bigger and then it hit me

21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266

If St Paul's day

Be fair and clear

Then Wimbledon

Will be good this year

And strawberries will

Sell well my dear

 

St Paul's day (June 29th)

WE ALL PLAYED CHARADES

 

We all played Charades

At the in laws on Boxing Day

My wife’s Uncle Jack

Really went for it I must say

We were really impressed

By his energetic display

It was ten minutes before we knew

His heart had given way

TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS EMBLEM

 

Tottenham Hotspurs emblem

Is a cockerel that the fans don

And as the emblem is a bird

The supporters egg them on

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

THE FOOTBALL ISN’T UP TO MUCH

The football isn’t up to much

We are all sensing doom

At half time the directors

Go off to the bored room 

FOGHORN LEGHORN

 

Foghorn Leghorn

Was sent off the field today

The referee claimed

It was for persistent fowl play

A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN

 

A striker and a magician

Clearly have in common

An almost instinctive ability

To do hat tricks effectively

SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014

Now the evidence is viewed

And the enquiry will conclude

That Suarez is totally screwed

But what I think is rude

Is that he plays with his food