WE ALL PLAYED CHARADES

 

We all played Charades

At the in laws on Boxing Day

My wife’s Uncle Jack

Really went for it I must say

We were really impressed

By his energetic display

It was ten minutes before we knew

His heart had given way

TOTTENHAM HOTSPURS EMBLEM

 

Tottenham Hotspurs emblem

Is a cockerel that the fans don

And as the emblem is a bird

The supporters egg them on

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

THE FOOTBALL ISN’T UP TO MUCH

The football isn’t up to much

We are all sensing doom

At half time the directors

Go off to the bored room 

FOGHORN LEGHORN

 

Foghorn Leghorn

Was sent off the field today

The referee claimed

It was for persistent fowl play

A STRIKER AND A MAGICIAN

 

A striker and a magician

Clearly have in common

An almost instinctive ability

To do hat tricks effectively

SUAREZ IS TOTALLY SCREWED – BRAZIL 2014

Now the evidence is viewed

And the enquiry will conclude

That Suarez is totally screwed

But what I think is rude

Is that he plays with his food

CINDERELLA’S TEAM IS BOTTOM OF THE LEAGUE # 1

Cinderella’s team is bottom of the league

They’re even lower than the bumpkins

But it’s obvious why they struggle

Because the team coach is a pumpkin 

ONE OF MY TEACHERS IS A RUNNER

 

One of my teachers is a runner

He does it fanatically

But I don’t have him for PE

I have him for Jog-raphy

I WAS BEATEN UP BY A HULA HOOP

 

I was beaten up by a hula hoop

A round, bad-tempered fink

It was a totally unprovoked attack

It was a “vicious circle” I think

THE CANNIBAL OF AJAX – BRAZIL 2014

 

Whether you call him Lucho

Or El Pistolero 

Or the cannibal of Ajax

Or even El Conejo

Suarez needs to understand

Biting people is a no no