The Brazil side was
The best I’ve ever
seen
They were the best
Team that’s ever been
Pele, Rivelino and
Jairzinho, Holy
Trinity
Of the Champions
In Nineteen seventy
Thursday, 21 July 2022
BRAZIL 1970
BRAZIL
The Brazil of old
Used to be a team of
flow
A samba side with
flare
Pass and move, give
and go
The modern Brazil
Though, are a team of
guile
Deceit and cunning
Replacing the cavalier
style
The Twenty fourteen
Brazil
Are a team of moments
But if they fail in
them
They fail in
tournament’s
Wednesday, 20 July 2022
TODAY’S PROFESSIONAL FOOTBALLERS
I think today’s professional footballers
Worry far too much
about their hairstyle
And should pay as much
attention to detail
On the training ground
once in a while
ENGLAND INEPT IN BRAZIL 2014
There has only been one thing
More inept than
England and it
Is Alan Shearer’s
pompously
Hapless performance as
a pundit
A SPANISH GOLFER WAS STABBED
A Spanish golfer was stabbed
Not multiple wounds, just
the one
But nobody knew just
exactly
Who it was made a hole
in Juan
YOU HAVE TO FEEL SORRY FOR PHIL NEVILLE
You have to feel sorry for Phil Neville
Compared to Gary, he
was a lesser player
Now he would also
appear to be
Second best as a
football commentator
If he entered a Phil
Neville lookalike contest
He would finish second
to his brother
Tuesday, 19 July 2022
ENGLAND IN BRAZIL 2014
2010You should always have a plan B
In Completive football
I’d say
Unfortunately for
England though
They neglected to have
a plan A
IF FOOTBALLERS SPENT MORE TIME
If footballers spent more time
Training and practising
their skills
Instead of feeling the
sting
Of the tattoo artists
drills
They would gain the
fans respect
Instead of looking
like utter pills
DOWN AT THE STABLES
Down at the stables
We have a dirty phone
caller
Who we have nicknamed
The hoarse Whisperer
A PHYSICAL JERK
I never take any form
Of physical exercise
I don’t want to be fit
If I see a jogger with
A smile on their face
Then I might try it
Friday, 15 July 2022
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