BACK IN 1966

 

Back in 1966

When I was just a boy

I was full of pride

Watching Nobby’s jig of joy

And when Bobby Moore

Was raised shoulder high

Holding the World Cup

We all began to cry

THE LAST OF THE SUMMER WHINE

No sooner had the stumps been pulled

Then the Vintage Aussie Whine was served

Made from their abundant sour grapes

It was to toast an English victory well deserved 

ARE YOU WEARING A FOOTBALL SHIRT?

 

Are you wearing a football shirt?

I like lady footballers for my sins

My only regret in your regard

Is you choose shirts instead of skins

THE CROWD WENT WILD

 

The crowd went wild

And the opposition reeled

As the Chicago Bugs

Won again at Wriggly Field

ARE YOU WEARING EAR MUFFS?

 

Are you wearing ear muffs?

Sorry but that’s how it appears

After all how was I to know?

That you have cauliflower ears

BACK IN 66

 

Back in 66

When I was just a boy

I was full of pride

Watching Nobby’s jig of joy

And when Bobby Moore

Was raised shoulder high

Holding the World Cup

It made every Scotsman cry

ARE YOU WEARING FOOTBALL BOOTS?

 

Are you wearing football boots?

Well, I can see you’re ready to play

I have just one small criticism

Namely we’re playing Golf today

IN THE LONDON MARATHON

 

In the London Marathon

One of my friends ran

Dressed as a chicken

While another one ran

Dressed as an egg

I don’t know who came first

WE HAVE A MIDFIELD GENERAL # 2

 

We have a midfield General

Highly talented but temperamental

A hard-working terrier

But on a bad day he’s just mental

OUR TEAM PLAY AT AN HISTORIC GROUND

 

Our team plays at an historic ground

We on the terraces all proudly roar

All the visiting fans shout in reply

That it’s an old run-down eye sore

WE HAVE A GREAT SCOTTISH INTERNATIONAL

 

We have a great Scottish international

By the name of Jim McKee

Well, when I say he’s a Scottish

His parents once went to Dundee