You don’t need a parachute
To go skydiving
Unless you want to
make it
A regular thing
Thursday, 26 May 2022
ENGLISH DEFENDERS LEAGUE
Goals scored in the premiership
Reached record numbers
on Saturday
But that’s what
happens when you hold
An EDL rally on the
same day
TIGER, TIGER -TRAPPINGS
Being on the top of his sport
Tiger Woods is
wealthy,
And he enjoys the
trappings
Of being financially
healthy
He has bought luxury
cars
With what he has won
Once all in pristine
condition
INTRUDER ALERT - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
After security failures
In South Africa
Surrounding England
In particular
FIFA want to ascertain
How certain individuals
Could gain entry
Without credentials
To England’s dressing
room
The ones causing most
worry
Were Emile Heskey
Glen Johnson and Gareth
Barry
BLATTER’S FOLLY
Everyone wants a video ref in the game
There are no dissenting
voices I can name
Fans shout their support
and managers want it
Players are in favour
and even the refs want it
Because it is a change
that really matters
Everybody wants its except
Mr Blatter
MUMMY’S BOYS
I long since came to terms
Since John Barnes set
the trend
With footballers
wearing gloves
To keep their little
pandies warm
I am less understanding
Of players taking to
the field
With tights beneath
their shorts
But it seems I must
accept it
But the line has to be
drawn somewhere
And that line was
crossed
This very weekend
I was shocked beyond
belief
To see a player take
to the field of play
Wearing a muffler
about his neck
ALL IN THE GAME
Shaven headed barbarians
And tattooed savages
Strut with preening
peacocks
In performing their
pantomime
While their vengeful
tribes
With banners held high
Chant their rhythmic
cacophony
Faces distorted with
hate
On the field of honour
They grapple and kick
They push and pull
They dive and roll
Assault and assail
Connive and cheat
In unforgiving
onslaughts
They perform for
baying hordes
A vile and brutal
spectacle
Always referred to
As the beautiful game
TIGER, TIGER - TIPS AND POINTERS
Elin’s phone hasn’t stopped
Since the tale hit the
papers
Every golfer in the
world
Wants to speak to her
To get some pointers
On how to beat Tiger
CAPDEVILA, SPAIN 1, PORTUGAL 0, - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
Capdevila has reached the pinnacle
Of herculean World Cup
feats
He has joined the
pantheon
Of notorious world cup
cheats
Sunday, 15 May 2022
WELL MY LORD, SPAIN 1, PORTUGAL 0, - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
Did you think Lord Triesman mad, for saying?
That referees might me
bribed by Spain
If so, did watching
the sending off of Costa
Give you any doubt and
make you think again
21st CENTURY NURSERY RHYMES # 266
If St Paul's day
Be fair and clear
Then Wimbledon
Will be good this year
And strawberries will
Sell well my dear
St Paul's day (June 29th)
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