Tiger Woods was undecided,
Iron or wood that was
the quandary
Eventually he settled
on
A Fire hydrant
followed by a tree
Tuesday, 3 May 2022
TIGER, TIGER - CHOICES
DON CAPELLO - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
Don Capello spoke of the “Big Mistake”
And a big performance
is his wish
But sadly, the
outspoken John Terry
Will tonight be
sleeping with the fish
BRITISH BULLDOG
Diego Maradona
He of the infamous
Hand of God
Has been savaged
By his new pet
The hound of God
Monday, 2 May 2022
FIFA # 1
Guardians of the game,
Holders of the purse
strings
The doers of deals
Honest as the day
is…..
On the other hand
Financially
Incongruous
Finagling
Acquiescence
LET’S SPLIT
I’ve always wanted to learn to do the splits
It’s an ambition since
my earliest days
The guy at the gym
said, “How flexible are you?”
THE BEST MAN FOR THE JOB # 1
Rafa is staying at Anfield
So no new regime is
brewing
There is no new job
That he is actively
pursuing
And it’s a great
relief
That no new club is
wooing
The last thing
Manchester wants
Is the prospect of Liverpool
renewing
By employing a manager
Who actually knows
what he’s doing
DRESSING UP
They are the supporters
Watching their team
play
On terraces far and
wide
Home and away
When flags are waved
They dress with pride
With painted faces
And deep joy inside
But when the whistle
blows
And the dream is at an
end
Tears stain the cheeks
As friend hugs friend
They dressed with a
joy
That they wanted to
express
But there is nothing
sadder
Than sad fancy dress
Sunday, 1 May 2022
HOWARDS END - SOUTH AFRICA 2010
Well England made it to the final
Though alas only the
refereeing chap
But like the England
team before him
Howard Webb was really
crap
ORIGAMI CLUB
When I was at Uni
I joined an origami
club
It was only small
And we met at the
local pub
But it didn’t last
long
If truth be told
The membership
dwindled
And it had to fold
TIGER, TIGER - THE TIGER
Tiger, Tiger, what a plight
Laying prone out like
a light
What mortal hand
blacked your eye?
And left you staring
at the sky
What greater wounds
would be
On your bruised and
battered body
If your wife had on
reflection
Thought carefully
about her club selection
ANYONE FOR TENNIS # 1
For Henman fans Andy Murray
Doesn’t do it for them
And for his on-court
aggression
They criticize him
But if you remove his
aggression
You’re left with Tim
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