They are the supporters
Watching their team
play
On terraces far and
wide
Home and away
When flags are waved
They dress with pride
With painted faces
And deep joy inside
But when the whistle
blows
And the dream is at an
end
Tears stain the cheeks
As friend hugs friend
They dressed with a
joy
That they wanted to
express
But there is nothing
sadder
Than sad fancy dress
Well England made it to the final
Though alas only the
refereeing chap
But like the England
team before him
Howard Webb was really
crap
When I was at Uni
I joined an origami
club
It was only small
And we met at the
local pub
But it didn’t last
long
If truth be told
The membership
dwindled
And it had to fold
Tiger, Tiger, what a plight
Laying prone out like
a light
What mortal hand
blacked your eye?
And left you staring
at the sky
What greater wounds
would be
On your bruised and
battered body
If your wife had on
reflection
Thought carefully
about her club selection
For Henman fans Andy Murray
Doesn’t do it for them
And for his on-court
aggression
They criticize him
But if you remove his
aggression
You’re left with Tim
After a dismal start to the season
Woking are slowest out
the blocks
With two points from seven
games
The crowd are angry to
their socks
They have singled out
a scapegoat
A target for their jeers and mocks
and they call the new striker “jigsaw”
Because he goes to pieces in the box
They called it the dash
Way back in the day
A short word for a
short race
Dash was the right
word to say
Now they call it the
sprint
Like it’s something
elite
It’s still just a
short race
That’s been hijacked
by the Effete
Upon the chessboard
The pieces move
And change their
futures
Their course and
direction
And I want that
I want to make a move
In a different
direction
Toward a different
future
I will set a new
course
And face what presents
itself
There is nothing I
can’t do
The FIFA barons
Just keep getting
fatter
The fattest of all are
Warner and Blatter
And despite
revelations
And newspaper chatter
The president contends
It’s an internal
matter
There was a craze not long ago
A kind of country
pursuit
A sport known as cow
tipping
Perpetrated by callow
youth
Now due to the
recession
There is a new craze
to report
A rural epidemic, fly
tipping
It’s popular but not
much of a sport
If you are thinking of taking up a sport
Then here’s a thought
If you are going to try cross-country skiing
This is what I’m
thinking
Make sure you are well
equipped to ski
And start with a small
country
