IT WAS DURING A CHESS GAME

 

It was during a Chess game

That I remember him saying

“Let’s make this more interesting”

So we agreed to stop playing

MY SISTER HAS A TANNING SALON

 

My sister has a tanning salon

It is hers and her husband John’s

And at the national tanning awards

Their establishment won bronze

BRAZIL

 

The Brazil of old

Used to be a team of flow

A samba side with flare

Pass and move, give and go

 

The modern Brazil

Though, are a team of guile

Deceit and cunning

Replacing the cavalier style

 

The Twenty fourteen Brazil

Are a team of moments

But if they fail in them

They fail in tournament’s

THE PRESIDENT OF CHESS CLUB # 1

 

The president of Chess Club

Was rushed into moving his pawn

When he heard his mum planned

To search his bedroom at dawn

BRAZIL ARE OUT - 2014

 

Brazil are out

But nobody figured

They’d be well

And truly Müllered

IF YOU WERE TO TRAIN QUASIMODO

 

If you were to train Quasimodo

For an American footballer game

The result of training would be

The Halfback of Notre Dame

ARGENTINA V HOLLAND – BRAZIL 2014

 

At last the surprises are over

Forget what has gone before

We got a proper semi final

A complete and utter bore

BRAZIL 1970

 

The Brazil side was

The best I’ve ever seen

They were the best

Team that’s ever been

 

Pele, Rivelino and

Jairzinho, Holy Trinity

Of the Champions

In Nineteen seventy

ARE YOU WEARING BEER GOGGLES?

 

Are you wearing beer goggles?

That’s a definite I reckon

Because I look like Iain Dowie

But you see David Beckham

MY HUSBAND MAKES LOVE TO ME

 

“My husband makes love to me

Like an Olympic athlete, honestly”

She boasted to her peers

“So, it’s once every four years”

OXFORD AND CAMBRIDGE

 

I have been a keen sports fan for many years

As my father was before me

But something has always puzzled us

And is in the back of our mind’s constantly

When it comes to the boat race final every year

Why is it the same two teams we always see