Foghorn Leghorn
Was sent off the field
today
The referee claimed
It was for persistent
fowl play
Tuesday, 8 March 2022
BOFFINS ARE NOT THE SPORTY TYPE
Boffins are not the sporty type
But even a physicist
called Bryan
Knows that he must
exercise
Which he does by
pumping ion
WHY CAN'T HOBO’S PLAY BASEBALL?
Why can't hobo’s play baseball?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, they say it’s
nothing personal
It’s just that they
can't find home
THERE REALLY IS NO TRICK TO IT
There really is no trick to it
The easiest way with
no catch
To light up a football
stadium
Is with a football
match
OUR TEAM CAPTAIN TOOK TO THE FIELD
Our team captain took to the field
Carrying a piece of
rope and the ball
Unconventional you
might think
But he is the skipper
after all
COACH JOSÉ MOURINHO
Coach José Mourinho
Likes to strut and
preen
But doesn’t like to
lose
And likes to cause a
scene
He’s always crying
foul
As he’s a real drama
queen
ARE YOU WEARING SNOWSHOES?
Are you wearing snowshoes?
Blimey those things
cost a packet
Hang on after closer
inspection
Your snowshoe is a
tennis racket
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well they say it’s
nothing personal
It’s just that they
can't find home
WHEN I GO AND PLAY GOLF
When I go and play golf, there
Is something I’ve
always done
I take a second pair
of trousers
APPARENTLY NIGERIA IS NOW POLO FREE
Apparently, Nigeria is now polo free
So that’s deserves
congratulations
But to be honest I
didn’t think
They were one of the
equestrian nations
ALADDIN’S WISH
Aladdin rubbed his lamp
And a Genie did appear
You can have one wish
But only one he made
clear
“I want to live
forever”
Aladdin told the
genie.
“I’m sorry” Came the reply
“You can’t wish for
immortality”
“Living forever
Is against the
regulations
You must think again
And revise your
expectation”
“Do you have your
wish?”
Aladdin answered “Yup”
“I want to live to see
England win the World Cup”
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