Our team captain took to the field
Carrying a piece of
rope and the ball
Unconventional you
might think
But he is the skipper
after all
Tuesday, 8 March 2022
OUR TEAM CAPTAIN TOOK TO THE FIELD
COACH JOSÉ MOURINHO
Coach José Mourinho
Likes to strut and
preen
But doesn’t like to
lose
And likes to cause a
scene
He’s always crying
foul
As he’s a real drama
queen
ARE YOU WEARING SNOWSHOES?
Are you wearing snowshoes?
Blimey those things
cost a packet
Hang on after closer
inspection
Your snowshoe is a
tennis racket
WHY CAN'T ORPHANS PLAY BASEBALL?
Why can't orphans play baseball?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well they say it’s
nothing personal
It’s just that they
can't find home
WHEN I GO AND PLAY GOLF
When I go and play golf, there
Is something I’ve
always done
I take a second pair
of trousers
APPARENTLY NIGERIA IS NOW POLO FREE
Apparently, Nigeria is now polo free
So that’s deserves
congratulations
But to be honest I
didn’t think
They were one of the
equestrian nations
ALADDIN’S WISH
Aladdin rubbed his lamp
And a Genie did appear
You can have one wish
But only one he made
clear
“I want to live
forever”
Aladdin told the
genie.
“I’m sorry” Came the reply
“You can’t wish for
immortality”
“Living forever
Is against the
regulations
You must think again
And revise your
expectation”
“Do you have your
wish?”
Aladdin answered “Yup”
“I want to live to see
England win the World Cup”
WHY ARE PIDGEON’S GREAT BASEBALL PLAYERS?
Why are Pidgeon’s great baseball players?
At the Hubert H.
Humphrey Metrodome?
Well, it’s obvious
when you think about it
It’s because they
always make it home
THE ONLY GOOD THING
The only good thing
About the end of
Wimbledon
Is it means you’re two
weeks
Closer to football
season
NEVER LOSE YOUR HEART TO A TENNIS PLAYER
Never lose your heart to a tennis player
And that goes for
women and men
But it’s not that they
are bad people
OLYMPIANS V PARALYMPIANS
The Olympics is the pinnacle
For any man and woman
But I believe that an
Olympian
Is actually merely
Human
Whereas a Paralympian
Is quite obviously Superhuman
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